I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.
Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, “Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor.”
“Yes?”
“I’m sitting right over there,” pointing to my seat at the bar, “and I’m waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, ‘Hi, Ray,’?”
“Sure.”
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.
“Hi, Ray,” he said.
I replied, “Get lost Gates, I’m in a meeting.”

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During a visit to the Psychiatric Institute, a visitor asked the Director,

“What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?”

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon,

a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
bathtub.”

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would choose
the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup.”

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“Noooooo,” answered the Director. “A normal person would pull the

plug.”

You are not required to tell anyone how you did on this test.

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