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	<description>Internet Humor that just kind of  appeared in my inbox</description>
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		<title>AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES</title>
		<link>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=504</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.]]></description>
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		<title>Recent Statement from United States</title>
		<link>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=499</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear World:
The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.
The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the software responsible was replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Drink and Drive</title>
		<link>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=497</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no he only lives a mile away.]]></description>
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		<title>Inner Peace</title>
		<link>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=491</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, 
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, 
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, 
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, 
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, 
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor, 
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs&#8230; 
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog! 
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual with this&#8230; 



...]]></description>
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		<title>Math Test</title>
		<link>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=489</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ole wants a job, but the foreman won&#8217;t hire him until he passes a little math test.  
Here is your first question, the foreman said.  &#8216;Without using numbers, represent the number 9.]]></description>
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		<title>A Quickie</title>
		<link>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=485</link>
		<comments>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=485#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office&#8230; But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, &#8216;I&#8217;ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you&#8230;
The girl looked at him, and then said, &#8216;NO!&#8217;
Eddie said, &#8216;I&#8217;ll be real fast. I&#8217;ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I&#8217;ll finish by the time you&#8217;ve picked it up.]]></description>
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		<title>Disorder in the American Courts</title>
		<link>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=483</link>
		<comments>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=483#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are from a book called &#8220;Disorder in the American Courts,&#8221; and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. 
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? 
WITNESS: He said, &#8216;Where am I, Cathy?&#8217; 
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? 
WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? 
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. 
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? 
WITNESS:  Yes.]]></description>
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		<title>Happy St. Patrick&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=494</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Forwardedtome.com

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		<title>New Denny&#8217;s Breakfast Item</title>
		<link>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=481</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of the mother of the octuplet&#8217;s, Denny&#8217;s is offering a new breakfast meal called the Suleman:
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

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		<title>Neologisms</title>
		<link>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=479</link>
		<comments>http://www.forwardedtome.com/?p=479#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.]]></description>
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